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                        The Heart Always Longs For What It Can't Have.

Asphyxiate me Down Under

A very S&M window display in Margaret River. Those aussies really seem to enjoy their cellophane, eh?

Sex in the Land of Oz

There are a lot of fucking sex shops in Perth.

This window display is my absolute favourite.

It is a male mannequin suspended horizontally in a spacey environment with twinkling lights and mirrors, wrapped in clear cellophane and wearing a gas mask, helmet, feather angel wings and a cod piece made of tin foil.

So Australians are kind of bored I guess?

Tomorrow...Forever...

long lost phone photos. lovely.

Berlin Ich liebe dich

I just returned from a week in Berlin, and what can I say....the place was amazing, as usual. The only question I have is, when the fuck can I move there?

The week was filled with too many insane, inane and bizarre experiences to name them all, but if I had to pick a highlight, it would perhaps be driving through prenzlauer berg in a Volkswagon convertible with two german air hostesses and their weed dealer at noon on a tuesday after dancing our faces off at a variety of locales. What fun.

Oh ya, and can't forget Bonobo at Maria ost Banhoff. HOLEY MOLEY what an amazing gig.

Special thanks to Benjamin Teicher, aka Aurora Kiss, for being such a lovely friend and telling us about all the super duper cool places to go.

Look, I know it's a cliche to love Berlin this much...but I seriously LOVE Berlin so much. Be back soon, I promise.

Ok, now for some photos I took. That's why I ain't in any of them...

Canada Part 2

The world's scariest Santa, my brother and his son in front of the world's biggest mailbox, me at age five, me after the Agent Provocateur Boxing Day Sale and me as a baby with my grandma. Tomorrow, Mexico.

Drunk and Slutty

I modeled for Tonga on Tuesday. She asked me to take on the character or a sexy, slutty party girl in London. It didn't take much acting, to be honest. It was, however, super fun. Tonga has been getting friends to create over the top and dramatized characters that resemble weirdos you might see around London, and then she makes drawings and collages from the resulting photo shoots. Here is what we came up with.

Shaved

MANDINGO

Dudes. This is awesome and bizarre and funny and slutty. DO check it out.

p.s. it's about bored married women who like to get gang banged by big black men in Florida. Intrigued much?

Why My Canadian Friends Should Visit Me

No explanation necessary.

Week

Well, some things have happened.


Private Lives played in a pop up shop in Brixton last Thursday. There were some, em, technical difficulties (I didn't have a mic), but all in all it was super fun and we got the people dancing, which is the point after all. The Drummers of Tedworth opened, dressed as cute creepy furry animals and making lots of percussive noises. Me likey.

All I can really say about Friday night is that there are some really good bartenders at the Haggerston, and Ping Pong is the greatest game ever invented.

Saturday, I was lucky enough to get tickets to The Creators Project party. Wicked party, free drinks all night, tonnes of art music and good times people. I was super late because I was waiting for my plus 1, but once I got there and found Caisa and Roman and started consuming free vodka red bulls at a rapid rate, my tardiness was of little import. Super fun times.

Hey, you know what I love? Swimming. It rules. For reals. I have a new swimming buddy and it's super duper awesome. I purchased a fake denim string bikini from Matalan just so I could indulge in my new addiction without having to stop at home for supplies. Me and the new buddy hit up London fields on saturday, then shoreditch house on monday. Seriously, I can't believe I haven't been doing this every day this month! This is a hot picture of me in a bikini...

This week and next are super busy. I am playing a gig with Private Lives on Friday at Elevator Gallery in Hackney Wick. AND an exhibition I am organizing as well as participating in opens on July 30. So super busy but so super awesome! Stay tuned because the next few weeks are going to be mental...in a good way...I promise...